Expressing yourself to your friends without actually telling it out directly is a great art..Thats stating your status on your whatsapp.Actually these days people are extremely keen in choosing their funny whatsapp status…Here are some cool funny whatsapp status to make your friends stare at your status.
Explore Latest 40 Funny whatsapp status of all Time:-
1. Never wrestle a Pig. U both get dirty, & the pig likes it.
2. Patience is not much about waiting; it is more about how 1 behaves while waiting.
3. All D problems in D World R created by those who want perfection.
4. Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. Stick to Ur vision.
5. Rudeness is the weak man’s limitations of strength.
6. Although D tongue weighs very little, very few people R able to hold it.
7. two letter sentence can change Ur life if understood correctly: IF IT IS TO BE, IT IS UP TO ME.
8. If U desires to blossom like a rose in D garden, 1st you have to learn D art of adjusting with D thorns.
9. Courage is needed to stand up & speak. Courage is also important when U sit down & listen.
10. Everyone have to challenge the changes, not change the challenges.
11. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
12. I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
13. Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
14. Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
15. Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
16. I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ????
17. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18. Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
19. I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
20. Hey,you are reading my status again??
I’m not overweight; I’m just simple 2 see.
21. I’m awesome in bed; I can sleep for long.
22. Politician is a fellow who will put down Ur life 4 his country.
23. Does U believe in love at 1st sight? Or should I walk again?
24. Do not drinks while driving – U will spill D Beer.
25. It’s never too late 2 go wrong.
26. The only reason I’m fat is Bcoz tiny body is insufficient to store this personality.
27. They say that U will definitely find Ur soul mate. I think mine was hit by a truck.
28. Yesterday I did nothing & today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
29. The first 40 years of Ur childhood R always the hardest.
30. we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31. life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
33. light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
34. Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
35. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ????
36. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
37. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
38. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
39. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
40. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U……